Country Mouse

Take that jacuzzi away from Pauly D and the Situation and they got nothing; as useless as Wakefield without his knuckleball.

I realize it’s not Zooey Dechanel, but whatever flips your switch, right?

Just watched a cool interview w/ Jon Spencer and Ian Svenonius on Vice’s tumblr page. It’s really interesting, especially Spencer talking about how miserable it is trying to write a hit song. I remember seeing the Blues Explosion in Louisville in the late 90s and the over/under of him saying “The Blues is number one in the Bluegrass!” was in the neighborhood of 4,000. And he went way over. So fun.

Introducing Candy Johnson.

I can accept that pizza-flavored Goldfish might not be selling at a pace brisk enough to warrant continual stocking. Times are tough all around. But now you’re going to  tell me that not only has the S’mores variety earned such a prominent shelf position, but Parmesan - PARMESAN! - requires two columns unto itself. This is a wrong that cannot be righted.

This guy had $20 bills in his tip bucket. He was a killer piano player, for sure. But I think a lot of that money was in recognition of the sheer badassery involved in getting a piano onto the Union Square N/R/Q platform.

“Don’t send your kinfolk to give me no talkin”