December 2009
3 posts
my favorite guitarist is dead. fuck you 2009...
(via suicidewatch)
just remember that death is not the end
November 2009
16 posts
As far as basketball heroes, they don't come much... →
The Turkish Saddle: anatomical term or dirty sex... →
Cadbury Eggs filled with Macaroni Cheese! It's all... →
September 2009
1 post
“I don’t want to be in magazines every week and on the Internet everyday. I don’t...”
– America’s favorite retard, Megan Fox, in the new issue of Nylon which, ironically, she is on the cover of. Oh, and in case you missed it, she’s also taken the cover of Esquire, GQ, CosmoGirl, Elle, FHM, DT, Cosmopolitan and Entertainment Weekly. But yeah, she’s trying really hard not to get...
August 2009
2 posts
April 2009
5 posts
March 2009
3 posts
WatchCheese, String, Sobotka; lingerers all.
February 2009
5 posts
WatchAfter Joan Wilder, Stella, and now Georgia, I’m beginning to wonder if there is any culture that doesn’t employ “boning the help” as its preferred means of groove (or kefi) retrieval.
January 2009
13 posts
WatchThis is way better than the movie is going to be; a movie that - and I know I’m not the first person to point this out - was inspired by a piece of dialogue from a fairly awful television show. But it’s no big whoop. Six weeks after chatting up a young harpoon salesman named Ishmael down on the wharf, Melville had his first draft of “Moby Dick.”
“SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — Tom Cruise says playing an anti-Hitler plotter in his...”
– Baby Tom Cruise, the once and future defiler of Penny Benjamin, mixer of Alabama Slammas, inquisitor of Col. Jessup, lover of black people and thwarter of alien invaders would like a word with Roosevelt, et al.
December 2008
4 posts
