Country Mouse

Nobody really asked, but here you go anyway.
Sep 25
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I don’t want to be in magazines every week and on the Internet everyday. I don’t want to have people get completely sick of me before I’ve ever even done something legitimate.

America’s favorite retard, Megan Fox, in the new issue of Nylon which, ironically, she is on the cover of. Oh, and in case you missed it, she’s also taken the cover of Esquire, GQ, CosmoGirl, Elle, FHM, DT, Cosmopolitan and Entertainment Weekly. But yeah, she’s trying really hard not to get overexposed. (via frangry)

“Hey sailing ship, come baaaaaaaack!”